peacocks look like they speak french
(Source: llamasaremybestfriends, via mugglehumour)
villains are so polite, asking permission.
it’s because
(Source: franhiddledowneypattz, via laugh-until-you-drop)
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
(via letrnetouchurbutt)
I’m a pervert (ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ
You’re a pervert ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ)
We’re all perverts (ノ ̄ω ̄)ノ
(via iciclenose)